Dear Future Wife,
I know I haven’t got my act totally together and found you yet…so for that I am sorry. But hey you haven’t done a great job at it either. What that’s my job? Blah, blah, blah! Anyways just wanted to write to say Happy Valentines Day…or something like that. I’d probably cook you a real nice candlelit dinner today but you’ll have to wait on that. Seriously stop wasting time! If you are spending this Valentines Day with some other guy…I hope it sucks! I mean if you are going to marry me whoever you are with now is a major clown…dump him! Hope to see you sooner rather than later…the earth needs me to repopulate.
XOXO,
Chris
