If you shop at Target you might hear a red neck father cuss out his 5 year old kid and tell him to stay in the f-ing car.
If you shop at Target you might get stuck between a brother and sister arguing over if they should buy extra strong(the brother) or extra soft(the sister) toilet paper. They went with the extra strong as did I. I only picked it cause it was on sale.
If you shop at Target you might get an extra $10 in change that you have to give back to the cashier.
If you shop at Target you might have more crazy things happen than if you were to shop at Wal-Mart.
Or not…